Do not mind AKMAL. He is merely GIRDING his LOINS.
UNNNNGGGHHHHH!
This will take some TIME, and perhaps require ASSISTANCE.
BONJOUR. It is I, AKMAL. I have come to this VIRGIN TERRITORY to stake my IMMENSE STAKE in rightful claim of what is MINE. AKMAL shall continue to make GREAT ANNOUNCEMENTS in his LIVEJOURNAL, but now also HERE. For the women in this FERTILE BLOGOSPHERE are muchly more likely to be LEGAL.
Allow AKMAL to caress your WORDS, and EAT THEM with his EYES. We have MUCH to DISCUSS. For instance, the matter of my GROIN. Does it PLEASE you? Would you like to get to know it BETTER?
OUI, you may.
So, IMPERIALIST AMERICANS. Strap yourselves into your beds and prepare for a MANLY INJECTION of BLOGTASTIC VIRILITY. For you have not known MAN-MALE until you have experienced the TASTE of AKMAL. It is like a cut of FINE BEEF, only BEEFIER and with a side of MACHO CHEESE.
A good day to YOU, sirs!
